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Grapefruits are very high-maintenance, and have no remorse.  They demand that you wade through layer after layer of sour inedible-ness to get to the sweet succulent fruit inside.  I think that this is because they are pink.  Everything that is pink is high-maintenance.  Even looking at the color pink is high-maintenance.  It screams "Love me!" "I want to be noticed," and "Take me out to the club and buy me expensive drinks!" You cannot be passive with pink.  It is like that younger sibling, always tugging at your sleeve and demanding your time. 

Well, grapefruit, you had better count your lucky stars that I love you enough that I put up with your audacity to be pink.  I would enjoy you so much more if you married the tangerine cutie and had a child.  You could even call it something cute like Graperini, although that sounds like a fruity magician. Maybe you can think of something better.  Tang-fruit? Hahaha.